Valentine’s Day…It’s an emotional time, isn’t it ladies? Feeling vulnerable about being single? Wondering…wishing…praying that some Prince Charming will come sweep you off your feet? I’d like you to imagine me now doing the Birdman Handrub. “Goooooood…..gooooood!!!” Fellas, the girls are ready…you can take it from here. Side Note: I should thank Eddie Francis [...]
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What his Valentines Day gift means…and what she THINKS it means
Oh no! You TOTALLY forgot Valentine’s Day! Oh right…never mind: I just realized that this isn’t EVERY commercial you’ve seen over the past two weeks mocking guys for constantly forgetting Valentine’s Day and thus making it impossible to ACTUALLY forget Valentine’s Day. Ladies: No guy with a TV actually FORGETS Valentine’s Day. He just [...]
Valentines Day Is Tough For Nerds
Valentines Day can be hard can’t it? What with the rejection, fear of being alone, anxiety to live up to expectations. We’ve all got a story about how tough Valentines Day is. This one’s mine: When I was in sixth grade, I was one of the smallest kids in my class. Hard to believe, seeing [...]


