A recent poll that I made up suggests that 98% of Americans have blamed the economy for their bank account balance at least once in the last year. Why is this so common? Because Americans are pussies. Oh snap…did I just offend you? What are you gonna do…leave an angry comment? That’s because you’re a [...]
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Recession-Proof Elitism: How to Stay Better Than Everyone in a Down-Economy
Look guys, I don’t pretend to have all the answers…I don’t have to, because I DO have all the answers. Let’s all be honest here…you’re not reading this because I don’t know what I’m talking about. I’m better than you are. You can tell from the way I dress (Docker’s flat-front wrinkle-free khakis, all day [...]
Just Quit: the key to finding a badass job that chicks dig
I’d imagine you’re sitting in an oversized arm chair next to a giant fireplace with a snifter of brandy and reading this post on your iPad 2 while your wife and butler check to make sure the maid didn’t steal any of her diamonds during her rounds. No? You’re not doing any of those things? [...]