Hello friends, and welcome to the first of many 2012 Presidential Debates. My name is Kevin Shively, and I’ll be your host for the evening. You may have seen me as a guest on such news programs as American News for Americans and The Morning of America, But Not in a Scary Way Like [...]
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The Poor Are Yucky (and 7 other reasons being a Republican seems neat)
Last week I got caught up in all the hype and the hoopla of the Republican National Convention. Seemed like a ton of fun! Those guys all really have their stuff together don’t they? It got me thinking… I make no attempt to hide my liberal leanings with you guys. I heart Obama. I [...]
ARE YOU A POLITICAL D-BAG? 10 REASONS YOU MIGHT BE AND DON’T EVEN KNOW IT
Welcome back to asshole week! We’ve had some laughs, haven’t we? We’ve poked fun at all sorts of everyday assholes and we can all agree about the douchey things they’re doing. It’s been a real bonding experience for all of us here on the internet…it only seems right that I go and make things [...]
Your fears are stupid. Here are five things you should REALLY be afraid of!
I was on the bus this morning and I heard someone say the craziest thing: “Get out of my seat before I sneeze demon hellspawn all over you!” But after we dropped that guy off at the 3rd Ave Methadone clinic, I heard something else crazy. Two women were talking, and one was telling [...]
6 Lies that all drunks/politicians tell
I don’t claim to be a political satirist. I’m not an expert in the ways of Washington. But if there’s one thing that 5 ½ years of hazy college mistakes, court-imposed AA and a stint as a graveyard taxi driver have taught me? It’s that drunks tell a lot of lies. And if there’s [...]
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KevinSaysThings Kevin ShivelyIf I start a company, I'm going to do my earnings call via Instagram...My financial statements will all be sepia as fuck, you guys. -
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