Hey, have any of you ladies ever been murdered? No? That’s good. But you should be aware that it could happen at any time. You could be walking down the street, you could be sitting on the No. 7 Metro that always attracts violence…or you could even be on a date with who you thought [...]
Don’t worry…Deathly Hallows 2 won’t be the last time you hear from the chosen one!
This weekend, I got into a huge argument with a girl. It was brutal. We were fighting because she wants me to go with her to her sister’s wedding. Apparently I promised I would go when she asked me…last year…while we were still dating. I don’t remember promising that, and we’re not dating anymore, so I was all [...]
Ahhhhh nature. Nothing’s better than peeing behind a stump and realizing that it will take a full bottle of Paul Mitchell to wash the campfire out of your hair, am I right ladies? ….my guess is that 98% of you just said “eww gross” and I have a strong inkling that the other 2% said [...]
Welcome to Part II of the two-part “Handsome Man’s Guide to Dressing Handsomely” men’s fashion issue, which is totally NOT the least masculine way to start a post. The first part told you what to wear (just watch Carlton in Fresh Prince and you’ve got it) , and this one will tell you what you [...]
It’s no secret that a big part of being a handsome fella is dressing the part. But if this IS a secret to you: then you need to make new friends because yours don’t care about your well-being and success at all. Maybe you have a chiseled jaw and washboard abs (you know…like mine), but [...]
Kevin: “Hey internet, what are you up to tonight?” You Guys: “Oh you know…it’s the end of the month so I’m stuck late at the office wrapping up all my documentation in salesforce.com and making sure my projects are all completed. You?” Kevin: “I’m gonna fight alien robots with Shia LaBeouf and his new girlfriend [...]