Nice job, local gays. You did it! You officially RUINED the sanctity of marriage! The fabric of American life! The [Insert other extremist propaganda here if you don’t get the point yet]! For those of you who don’t live in Seattle…or read any of the national news…The Washington State Senate officially declared WAR on [...]
Tag Archives: gays
Have you thanked a gay guy today?
It’s time for us to thank the gays. I’m serious. All of us. Even you. Find one in your office and say “Hey gay guy, thanks bro”…he’ll be the trendy one in Italian loafers and French cuffs (this is a very narrow stereotype and I apologize…because there are SOOO many more stereotypes I don’t have [...]


