I was on the bus this morning and I heard someone say the craziest thing: “Get out of my seat before I sneeze demon hellspawn all over you!” But after we dropped that guy off at the 3rd Ave Methadone clinic, I heard something else crazy. Two women were talking, and one was telling [...]
I wrote this strip with my buddy Tim, who’s a stand up comic in Las Vegas, and more importantly…a black guy who wants you to be afraid of him again.
Girls keep trying to set me up with their friends. It’s happened three times this week. I’ve decided it’s because I’m awesome. I get it. I see where you’re coming from: I look good in earth tones, I know how to pronounce the word “nuclear” and I have sweet calf muscles. I see where you’re [...]