NICE GUYS FINISH LAST It’s so true, isn’t it fellas? It’s tough to get ahead when you’re a good guy like you and me. Wait…Oh snap, my bad you guys. I forgot that this isn’t the “whiney loser” blog that I write on the side. You see what I did there? I lured you [...]
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ARE YOU A POLITICAL D-BAG? 10 REASONS YOU MIGHT BE AND DON’T EVEN KNOW IT
Welcome back to asshole week! We’ve had some laughs, haven’t we? We’ve poked fun at all sorts of everyday assholes and we can all agree about the douchey things they’re doing. It’s been a real bonding experience for all of us here on the internet…it only seems right that I go and make things [...]
ARE YOU THE OFFICE D-BAG? 10 REASONS YOU MIGHT BE AND DON’T KNOW IT
Welcome back to “Are you an asshole” week! My name is Kevin and I’ll be your host for the duration. Just think of me as your own personal Morgan Freeman, narrating your escape from the Shawshank prison you call “the work day” through the disgusting sewer drain of the internet, leaving your warden of [...]
ARE YOU A D-BAG? 10 WAYS YOU MIGHT BE AND DON’T EVEN KNOW IT
Let’s talk a little bit about common courtesy. A lot of you are complete dicks…on a serious level. And worse than that? You tell people you’re not. You’re out there on Facebook, posting emotional RIPs to aunts you never knew and “liking” videos about child soldiers (PS: holy shit, how quickly did everyone forget [...]
10 Things No Dude Should Be Wearing
I just moved to Seattle’s Capitol Hill neighborhood. For those of you NOT from Seattle: Capitol Hill is a Mecca for hipsters, hipstettes, gays, lesbians, musicians, artists, people who pretend to be musicians and artists, panhandlers, Sir Mix-a-lot, the Ghost of Christmas Past, Goths, hippies, club kids and of course…guys who pretend to be writers. [...]
The 10 People at Every Gym
When I go to the gym, I expect to leave a little sore, but I always wind up going home exhausted…it takes a lot of work to keep from laughing at you guys. The gym is my favorite venue for people watching. Even better than the bus station at 3rd and Pike, but to [...]
Why Your Gender Stereotype is PROBABLY Accurate
You guys, we need to talk. Something is really bothering me…I feel violated. I’ve been helping a friend with a construction project all week, so I’ve been coming home sweaty, wearing dirt-caked Carharts, muddy boots and a dusty Detroit Tigers ballcap. Needless to say, I’ve been covered in manliness…but not the good kind that [...]
Breaking The Bro Code: The Seven Deadly Sins
Warning: Excessive and possibly douchebaggy use of the word “bro” and bro-related activities to follow. Read at your own brotastic risk. Today is an historic moment for bros everywhere. Today the word “bromance” was added to the Mirriam-Webster Dictionary. And you know what? That’s okay. Nothing better quantifies the love of a bro for another [...]