I’m a nerd on about 82 different levels. I read comic books, I love SciFi movies, and my favorite musicians are guys who understand how to play in a 5/4 time signature. But this weekend I went to the Penny Arcade Expo and was reminded that my nerd level is nowhere NEAR most of you. [...]
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Breaking The Bro Code: The Seven Deadly Sins
Warning: Excessive and possibly douchebaggy use of the word “bro” and bro-related activities to follow. Read at your own brotastic risk. Today is an historic moment for bros everywhere. Today the word “bromance” was added to the Mirriam-Webster Dictionary. And you know what? That’s okay. Nothing better quantifies the love of a bro for another [...]
Profile of a Stalker: How to find “crazy” in a haystack
Shhhhhh! Be verrrry verrry quiet! I’m trying to keep a low profile because I have a friend at my house hiding from a stalker. Also, I wanted to say “be verrrrry verrry quiet” because I’ve been watching Loony Tunes and Elmer Fudd’s accent is super fun to do. Try it. I SAID TRY IT. Done? [...]
Have you thanked a gay guy today?
It’s time for us to thank the gays. I’m serious. All of us. Even you. Find one in your office and say “Hey gay guy, thanks bro”…he’ll be the trendy one in Italian loafers and French cuffs (this is a very narrow stereotype and I apologize…because there are SOOO many more stereotypes I don’t have [...]
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KevinSaysThings Kevin ShivelyHow long until Scott Boras and Hova are laying down dis tracks? t.co/Ztq2IxODBz