You guys, it’s black history month. And I think it’s important to ask ourselves a really serious question: Where the hell is Tyler Perry? You didn’t even know he was missing, did you? That’s because no one watches his “wildly popular” shows and movies, which should scare you even more than the fact that [...]
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ARE YOU THE OFFICE D-BAG? 10 REASONS YOU MIGHT BE AND DON’T KNOW IT
Welcome back to “Are you an asshole” week! My name is Kevin and I’ll be your host for the duration. Just think of me as your own personal Morgan Freeman, narrating your escape from the Shawshank prison you call “the work day” through the disgusting sewer drain of the internet, leaving your warden of [...]
WHERE THE LADIES AT? 10 Places to find single girls on Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day…It’s an emotional time, isn’t it ladies? Feeling vulnerable about being single? Wondering…wishing…praying that some Prince Charming will come sweep you off your feet? I’d like you to imagine me now doing the Birdman Handrub. “Goooooood…..gooooood!!!” Fellas, the girls are ready…you can take it from here. Side Note: I should thank Eddie Francis [...]
Black History Month
I wrote this strip with my buddy Tim, who’s a stand up comic in Las Vegas, and more importantly…a black guy who wants you to be afraid of him again.
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KevinSaysThings Kevin ShivelyLeBron plays a couple more like that and he'll lose every cent of his "They compare me to Jordan for no reason at all" endorsement money. -
KevinSaysThings Kevin ShivelyIf you see Star Trek, remember the JJ Abrams drinking game: For every unnecessary light flare, take a shot....then die of alcohol poisoning.