You know what women like? A sense of humor. That’s what Cosmo says. The No. 1 thing women want is a sense of humor. Sure…if you’re awesome at it like me. But some of you aren’t as good at being funny, you need a back-up plan. So here’s a helpful list of other things you [...]
You know what guys? Between student loans, rent, car payments, insurance, booze, hookers and blow (not to mention the subsequent funds for bail)…this life can get expensive! There’s gotta be a better way to go about it. Fiscal responsibility is clearly out of the question, so what other options do you have? The answer is [...]
A team of UW scientists recently built an artificial enzyme. When I read that, my team was sitting around debating whether or not strip clubs use this “leather-scented air freshener” we found online and whether or not it masks the odor of daddy issues.
I was just listening to some group complaining on the radio about how video games can have an adverse affect on kids, and I gotta say that I agree: If it wasn’t for my mom banning video games from our house, I would have never taken the time to make nunchucks and ninja stars from [...]
Dear America, My publicist and the studio tell me that what I did was wrong. You know…the drugs, hookers and showing up to work late whenever I want because they’re still gonna pay me 3-million an episode. Oh, not to mention my splurge and porn star orgy at the AVNs last week. So I’m dearly, [...]
I’d say that in a given work day, 65-75% of my time is dedicated to mentally preparing my game-plan for the apocalypse (zombie or nuclear, doesn’t matter…I have both). The other 25-35% of the time? I’m pretty much just beat-boxing in my mind. But every now and then, I stop my mind from racing and [...]
Wow…I just had to make a really awkward phone call. I’m not even sure if I should have said anything, but I always feel like honesty is the best policy : “Hey Becky…look there’s no easy way to say this…and I’m sorry…but I have a viral video…Yeah, it was Youtube…nothing serious, just a funny dance; [...]